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Was locked outside at lunch and decided to give up and piss my jeans while kneeling on the lawn. I think my neighbors saw me wetting myself

Looking at myself in the mirror i can’t believe what i am about to do!!! Let me introduce myself…my name is Sunshine or at least that is the name that Mrs. B gave me…i am the newest member of Nevada’s finest brothel!!! I have

aizensosukes: “Do you know how angry I am at myself?”“I can’t imagine. You must be furious.”

mylittlewaifu: Arizona plush tester! LAST DAY to contribute and only 8k away from the GOAT character stretch goal!! http://igg.me/at/ThemsFightinHerds/x/3247818 I caved and bought it to pitch in! I want to see a goaty goat fighting character!If

At a 90s party. Snuck in the bathroom to take some pics and make a vid. I send the vid to hubby. He was sitting with his friends when he opened the message not knowing what it was. They all saw me fingering myself. I know he loved it even though he got

Me: *about to walk down the bus stairs* I haven’t tripped down these for ages, that’s amazing I’m so proud Also me: *1.4764 seconds later trips on the last couple of steps and falls* Goddamit..

erotic-nonfiction: Sometimes I think to myself “wow, Ruby, you do such a good job with time management and your work/life balance. You have a great social life while still doing high quality work and taking care of yourself. Way to go, you!” And then

So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about

jodiefoster: *yelling at myself with a megaphone* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS

lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you… me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that

monica-geller:IDK WHO IS MORE FURIOUS: THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS TWEET OR ME, AT MYSELF, FOR LAUGHING AT IT

sexdreamsandicecream:Yeah, you’re thicc but you could be thicker. Like 400lbs thicker. Me at myself

0nigum0: Me at myself sexdreamsandicecream: Yeah, you’re thicc but you could be thicker. Like 400lbs thicker.

0nigum0:sexdreamsandicecream:Yeah, you’re thicc but you could be thicker. Like 400lbs thicker.Me at myself

If you know me based on who I was a year ago, you don’t know me at all. My growth game is strong. Allow me to reintroduce myself.

iwastoldbyapplecare: me at myself: you look drained you look exhausted girl them late nights aint good for you

woundedkid: me at others who’ve experienced trauma: your feelings and reactions are completely valid! you didn’t deserve to go through that at all and you are loved!! me at myself: not you, you piece of shit

zootedboy: if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

late night insta-selfies because I am up being mad at myself because I messed up trying my hardest to finish the next fourchambers issue so I’m feeling sorry for myself by wishlisting shoes

So I wanted to post another douchey progress pic. because I felt really proud of myself tonight. It’s been a while since I actually made myself struggle. However, even though I was pretty mad at myself about the number of pushups I could do and

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I’m at 180 followers! Still not sure where you all came from, but I’m glad that you did! I wonder if I could reach 200 this weekend with the new pictures going up at some point this weekend…. We’ll

extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:

I keep mixing up “It Could’ve Been Great” and “Back to the Moon” and it’s making me angry

aibous: i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any

I wish i can ask people what their opinion is about me without having them to soften anything and tell me the truth. But if they do that I might overthink it or take it personally and feel sorta shitty that is what they think of me. And what’s

Dear Tumblr, My life has been spiraling out of control. I don’t know what do anymore. I always look at myself in the mirror and judge. Im fat and I know it. Im ugly and i know it. Im stupid and i know it. For every note this get’s I promise to loose

Having a problematic fave like

Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!

Holy shit look at these water textures!!!

mercedesbenzodiazepine: “that’s my baby” - me at myself

monica-geller:IDK WHO IS MORE FURIOUS: THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS TWEET OR ME, AT MYSELF, FOR LAUGHING AT IT

Off to bed with you!

kleinecharlotte: Art History Meme [3/9] Paintings ↳ Lady Godiva by John Collier, 1897 Godiva (/ɡəˈdaɪvə/; Old English: Godgifu) — known as Lady Godiva — was an 11th-century Anglo-Saxon noblewoman who, according to a legend dating back at least

sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now

gaius-d: It still surprises me at how few people have seen Freak of the Week, and I love sharing it with friends because of the inevitable, “How the hell have I never seen this?” look of awe drawn out on their face. And man, it really is gorgeous.

yavn: cashewcream: warpstar: @cashewcream Mood me at myself

remember that time i went to prom by myself because my mother forced me? at least i had the same dress as New York when she got spit in the mouth by pumpkin.

mercedesbenzodiazepine:“that’s my baby” - me at myself

so mad at myself for not buying this it’s so cute ugh god 😞

monica-geller:IDK WHO IS MORE FURIOUS: THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS TWEET OR ME, AT MYSELF, FOR LAUGHING AT IT

iwastoldbyapplecare: me at myself: you look drained you look exhausted girl them late nights aint good for you

mercedesbenzodiazepine: “that’s my baby” - me at myself

wingbeifong: me at myself for making it through this shitty ass day: congratulations

mercedesbenzodiazepine: “that’s my baby” - me at myself

I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was like goddamn how do I look this good?! #1 I wasn’t wearing my glasses. #2 I apparently did a horrible job of removing my makeup from the night before. Moral of the story: always remove makeup

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I have the worst luck ever! I’m just sitting here laughing at myself because I’m tired of getting upset at myself. lol

corpxe: Hella trying to get my confidence back for my husband so naturally I take the most overly posed selfies in the world. This had the opposite effect I wanted it to and I don’t even wanna look at myself anymore

Need that day when I can look at myself and see a pretty person.But what if that day won’t come…

commedesfiles: everyday when I wake up and look at myself in the mirror, I get pissed @ God but then I realized I could be uglier so I thank him

Just because a person has a high demand for what they do, does not mean they are good at it, and just because a person is surrounded by people who don’t disagree with how they present themselves, does not mean that they are in fact down to earth,

iwastoldbyapplecare: me at myself: you look drained you look exhausted girl them late nights aint good for you

omgrwby: Headcanon where whenever Summer Rose would go on a mission and help people, she’d always talk about her kids and show them family photos and stuff “Look at what’s waiting for me at home! Aren’t they just precious~ I promised

disneyslocket: leaving-narnia: disneyslocket: I’m so mad at myself for watching all thirteen new episodes of One Day At A Time in a single day, now I need to wait about another year for the next season. Why can’t I just pace myself??? Why am I like

mercedesbenzodiazepine: “that’s my baby” - me at myself

girlfig: me at myself: be very careful with her she’s very sleepy

iwastoldbyapplecare: me at myself: you look drained you look exhausted girl them late nights aint good for you

me: *sees 1 in checkmating tag" me: ooo [checks] me: *sees my own draw* me: :)c

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